Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 30, 2022

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So?

    She found fault with Morton’s Summer Salt.

    And with Budwiser’s hopped up Malt.

    And pretty much anything Alt…

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    Time to download the latest acrobat.

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    Buoy  almost 2 years ago

    No f’ing with my gestalt, halt the fault vault.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    As a child, I wondered if there were such a thing as a wynterpepper.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    His elbows are all over the place. Very sloppy.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Rolling Stoners and Pop Quiznos.

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    rastapopilos  almost 2 years ago

    His mother, for sure…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …somersaults are hard…

    …but Mother never let us off easy…

    …with practice I became better at them…

    …standing still back flips…

    …running loop de loos…

    …auto fell on my atios…

    …one handed head stands …a full thomas…

    …Randi lefts…and front triple doubles…

    …thanks Mom…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    The key is to tuck, and roll…if that doesn’t work, try flipping floppy discs…

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “One mustn’t criticize other people on grounds where he can’t stand perpendicular himself.”

    Twain, Mark

    A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court

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    painedsmile  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe he finds fault with her sagging bôóbs.

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    painedsmile  almost 2 years ago

    I just got slammed with a warning or whatever from GC telling me that I’m only allowed two comments per minute. WTH. Why are we limited this way? What’s wrong with typing fast and leaving multiple comments? Does anyone have a theory as to why this rule is in place?

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    JRobinson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So did I…

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    Well, at least wait until he’s finished it.

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    INGSOC   almost 2 years ago

    summertime rolls

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 2 years ago

    Get Down! Then slowly get back up again…

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    ransomknotts  almost 2 years ago

    I doubt that she’ll think much of his cartwheel either.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    “She found fault ….” But it was just her aulter ego

    leaking ault …!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 2 years ago

    Who would break a butterfly on the wheel?

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 2 years ago

    Give it time. He’s just doing it very slowly. Like tai chi

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …3 hor tour…

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Charades for the word, letter’s rolling.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    As a Faultist, she cannot be expected to offer support, ever.

    As for the poor guy, looks like his conditioning was deficient and he collapsed in the middle of his attempted somersault.

    This is what happens when you don’t follow the guidance of your fitness and strength coach, guys!

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    prettyfeet  almost 2 years ago

    Tomorrow is May 1. Count down to Sister Teresa’s birthday on the 5th. National Cartoonist’s Day. Cinco de Mayo. Adele. Karl Marx. More here: https://www.thefamouspeople.com/may-5th.php

    Who else was born on your birthday?

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    I’m not head over heels about it either.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 2 years ago

    Too much somer, not enough sault.

    Sticking the landing preserves dignity and certain blood vessels.

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