" If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."—Shepherd Book (Firefly)
When I was a young lad, my mom made a few extra dollars for the family by baby-sitting a kid from down the street, who was an awful thief. He kept swiping my stuff, which of course, made me really mad. I knew I’d get in big trouble if I beat him up, so one day, my mom found me in the front yard, sitting on his head. She had an awful time keeping it together as she scolded me… ☺
pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I read “The Divine Comedy” a while ago. Learning that the depths of hell are frozen was a big surprise.
Not surprising was how boring heaven is, because I had been prepared for that by reading “Paradise Lost” in high school.
Imagine almost 2 years ago
To the person who stole my anti-depressants: I hope you’re happy now.
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Are you sure you didn’t leave them on top of one of the gym lockers? I would check. Remember George Costanza’s eyeglasses. :-D
YippiKiAyMofo almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of the year we spent living in St. Louis. Last circle of hell, indeed.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yeah. That goes for you to, my 5th grade bicycle thief.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago
There are a few people I’d like that done to.
KEA almost 2 years ago
" If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."—Shepherd Book (Firefly)
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
When I was a young lad, my mom made a few extra dollars for the family by baby-sitting a kid from down the street, who was an awful thief. He kept swiping my stuff, which of course, made me really mad. I knew I’d get in big trouble if I beat him up, so one day, my mom found me in the front yard, sitting on his head. She had an awful time keeping it together as she scolded me… ☺
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
Who was supposed to bring the beer? :)
po'dawg almost 2 years ago
…….. Um ..Juicy- Fruit .. ( Chief of the CoCo nest )
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Anyone who uses your ear buds will probably get a terminal ear ache.
CCMMJJ almost 2 years ago
He went to the gym???