Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 14, 2022

I know that hurt. How about your toes. Stepping on a rake barefooted. I would think that hurt even more that your head.

Rakish dude

It’s lucky that it hit him in the face… Imagine how bad it would be for his foot, if it hadn’t…

To keep the Tom and Jerry metaphor, he will have to step on that rake four or five times today.

Also like “Sideshow Bob”

Slapstick.

THAT is why you should put your tools away when you’re finished using them.

Still not as much fun as it was as a kid. Too many other things to step on in a yard that hurt.

El Paso… every yard had thorns.

Then there were the kids that ran barefoot through the meadow until they found out, too late, that it was a cow pasture.

Take him to Acme Urgent Care.

Did it make that ‘boing!’ sound?

Here, the primary hazard to going barefoot in the yard is fire ants. I try to keep them out of my yard, but the neighbors are not so diligent, so they are a constant menace.

You idiot, you probably left the rake in the yard last fall.

Plus he stepped in a pile of Doggie Dew…

If you had snow last winter, don’t forget the Spring yard cleanup to first remove presents from Fido.

He should get some boots on and go find the lawnmower.

He deserved it for leaving his tools out in the yard.