Your honor; I call a mistrial. I’m wearing Hanes underwear which the defendant’s name.
By the book? That must be the book they throw at him.
Who keeps selecting him for jury duty anyway?
Show up with a copy of the Constitution sticking out of your pocket, I guarantee you won’t have to serve.
Whoever has Eno as a jury of his “peers” deserves whatever he gets.
Mistrial!
Ok..how long before the sandwiches arrive?
He seems to be wearing trousers over his Y Fronts today.
We are trying to leave before the parking meter expires and traffic gets tied up.
I was on jury duty many years ago. Long story, very short version. After the trial, the parting shot from the judge to me was “I hope you have bad luck at Lake Tahoe.” My answer “Thank you your Honor.”
He wants to cut to the chase, it’s almost happy hour.
the one time I got as far as jury selection, I was removed when I stated I’d pretty much already made up my mind
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sirbadger almost 2 years ago
Your honor; I call a mistrial. I’m wearing Hanes underwear which the defendant’s name.
pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
By the book? That must be the book they throw at him.
RLG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Who keeps selecting him for jury duty anyway?
edstraker almost 2 years ago
Show up with a copy of the Constitution sticking out of your pocket, I guarantee you won’t have to serve.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Whoever has Eno as a jury of his “peers” deserves whatever he gets.
rhpii almost 2 years ago
Mistrial!
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ok..how long before the sandwiches arrive?
daleandkristen almost 2 years ago
He seems to be wearing trousers over his Y Fronts today.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
We are trying to leave before the parking meter expires and traffic gets tied up.
scarlet.pumpernickle almost 2 years ago
I was on jury duty many years ago. Long story, very short version. After the trial, the parting shot from the judge to me was “I hope you have bad luck at Lake Tahoe.” My answer “Thank you your Honor.”
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
He wants to cut to the chase, it’s almost happy hour.
Michie Z Premium Member over 1 year ago
the one time I got as far as jury selection, I was removed when I stated I’d pretty much already made up my mind