Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 26, 2022

They have a similar conversation in HAPPY NEW YEAR, CHARLIE BROWN!

you asked, Miss Reichardt.

I’ll buy that last one.

a dog makes any day better, fat or otherwise…

Some dogs will eat themselves sick, though. As long as there’s food in front of them they’ll eat it, whether they’re hungry or not.

He forgot the most important rule. If you are the one to use up the last toilet paper on the roll – get a new roll from the cupboard and put it on the tp holder! And if there is no new roll left, put a sign on the bathroom door, CAUTION, gone to store to buy more toilet paper, please WAIT until I get back!

When I need to ask someone about how to live life, I always go to the biggest loser ever… Why are you holding up a mirror?

If you’re stepping on the scale, Snoopy, take off the bowl, it adds a pound or two!

To this list I add.

Never try to baptize a cat.

Don’t practice proctology on a porcupine.

Check that the toilet seat is in the position in which you need it.

Think thinner, Snoopy!

“Don’t spit into the wind, and don’t mess around with Jim.”

Mind your own business is a good one. Many of the issues we are currently going through or may be going through would be solved if people would just do that simple thing.

Was this before or after, “Everything I Need to Know about Life I Learned in Kindergarten”?

Referring to Snoopy as a dog is only going to confuse Peppermint Patty.

I’d like to meet the person who flosses every day. (I’d be looking a loooong time)

He forgot, “Always wear clean underwear every day in case you get into an accident and have to go to the hospital.”

And feed your dog whenever he’s hungry? I have a feral cat wants me to feed him, he’s a bottomless pit! Not sure what he weighs, maybe 15-18 lbs? Don’t know how much is the right amount, cat food container is beyond confusing…

Never feed goldfish Oreo cookies

Check the grass for snakes before using the power mower

Snoopy is of course happy with that rule.

Those are good rules.

can somebody tell me why this comic is called peanuts but there are no peanuts?

And you should always buy in bulk. If you don’t buy in bulk, you might as well live next to the store.

Chuck, you forgot the most important rule of all, Always drink upstream from the herd.

One of our German Shepherds when I was a kid would indeed grab her bowl and toss it around the kitchen until we fed her.

Why does the funny-looking kid have a dog dish on his head?

Peppermint Patty is wearing shoes on all panels but then, suddenly, she’s not, then she is again. Why?

“Lay her down, or smack ’em, yak ’em!”

“Do onto others before they do onto you.” -Street Smarts ;)

nailed it

Always wear sunscreen.

Drink, eat, sleep, and relieve yourself anytime you get the chance. You never know when the next chance will arrive.