FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 29, 2022

Gardak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M90wJYMiTJE

Audience research

Yes “success”—for the glory of the Empire!

Q: Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?’

A: Because it flies around Uranus and wipes away the Klingons.

How many Klingons does it take to change a dilithium crystal?

Ten. One to do the job and nine to chastise him for doing a menial task when he’s a member of a proud warrior race.

I thought that Gowron was the male equivalent name for Gowri, the Hindu goddess

I was always bummed we never got to meet Marcus’s sisters and parents.

Scene: Ten Forward; Guinan and Worf; Guinan has served Worf a drink to taste…

Guinan: It’s an Earth drink, prune juice.

Lieutenant Worf: A warrior’s drink!

Scene: Bridge; Lwaxana Troi and Lieutenant Worf…

Lieutenant Worf: Mrs. Troi, I must protest your unauthorized presence on the bridge!

Lwaxana Troi: [pointing to tactical console] What does that little one do Mr. Woof?

Lieutenant Worf: Please, madam, that is a torpedo launch initiator and it is Worf, madam, not Woof.

From what I’ve heard of it, I rather like Klingon opera.

Paige should stated 12 against. Or better yet 0.

Star trek

The Kzinti had captured a Medusan, but since Medusans are energy beings, they had trouble deciding how to eat him. The Kzinti captain had the last word. He said they should use lots of sugar, because, “everyone knows a spoonful of sugar helps the Medusan go down.”

If the plan is to annoy sisters, Marcus is where to do that.