FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 22, 2022

don’t push it, Peter

Oh, yeah. Laura Croft had a fairly large pair of mammary glands, and a small pair of shorts. Know your intended audience, I guess.

I wonder how long he has been standing there, immobilized.

You’re welcome on the posters, Peter. Now someone just barfed in the men’s room. Get in there and clean it up.

Holding the broom is good exercise for holding part of his body.

I remember reading this in one of the books and now I’m sad because I can’t go to Borders and discover a new Foxtrot or Calvin and Hobbes book :(

Probably this one: https://www.wolfgangs.com/posters/lara-croft-tomb-raider/poster/ZZZ060029.html

The floors in the theaters showing that would be extra sticky!

Seeing her makes him very Jolie…

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I mean, unless there’s a rule against loitering around the theatre, you don’t need a job at the theatre to stare at those posters all day…

ah yes, early 2000’s era Angelina Jolie, suffice to say she did indeed look the part of Lara Croft

This was before we had superheroes with super powers.

2001 really seems like ancient history, doesn’t it?