B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 03, 2022

Spiders are OK, as long as they are not in my house. When I see them the first time, I tell them to leave. If I see them a second time, then it is time for them to die.

WHACK STOMP

The one on the right is the one I go after to kill, and pet stores want too much money for spiders that are only good for the thrill of killing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lYdD9DdLNY

They are little bit like police officers and garbage collectors – not always appreciated “in person”, but most people are grateful for what they do.

I wonder what this strip would look like if there is anywhere left where it still appears in black-and-white. Would the spider’s silk show at all?

You know why the spider had to cross the road?

It just had to get to a new Web Site.

Cue Garfield.

especially if you’re not the itsy-bitsy spider!

Where’s Barry White when you need him…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-T7SqgtrDk

While I agree with both of them, I notice the scorpion is nowhere in sight.

Spiders run faster than others…up their web….

Snake is preaching to the choir

Preaching to the choir.

I try to put out the obnoxious ones in the summer. They are welcome to eat bugs in my garden. :) The winter, well they know the rules. If I don’t see them and if I do…

But cats will pick you up, bring you inside the house and put you in the bathtub as a “gift”

A meeting of the underappreciated.

I believe that goes “You’re preaching to the Choir.”

Way to go, guys! An anatomically correct arachnid! Made my day. (Hope you don’t get censured by the cartoonists’ guild — most of them have a thing about drawing them wrong.)

Not true. If the spider happens to be emblazoned on the chest of a certain superhero, you’re a billion dollar gold mine.

Jane dislikes spiders and snakes.

I like spiders and snakes. A snake will not bother you if you don’t bother it. Same with spiders. When I find a spider in my house, I carefully escort it outside to a nice area with bugs to eat.

Oh whacking day, oh whacking day,

Our hallowed snake skull cracking day/