Herman by Jim Unger for May 03, 2022

measure twice, cut once, and when all else fails, read the instructions.

You can keep that there to confuse people who pick locks.

Jim Unger, that is one of your funniest Hermans ever!!

one more point for having a slide door instead

There is a video of a fellow who put a door handle on backwards so that the door could not be closed.

I do my part to keep the local economy going by hiring people who know what they are doing. I am equally unskilled with both hands and dumb from the neck down.

He’s not just a dim bulb. He’s not even wired for it.

Oy

Didn’t work -she still got back in.

Read the instructions first.

Hmmm…a door with no hinges. Interesting.

ka-oops

The instructions were nothing but pictures, and he still couldn’t read them

Damn! Wrong side!!!

“I did. Nobody is coming through from the hinge side now!!”

Then there’s the time I repaired a damaged extension cord and ended up with one that was female at both ends….

Almost had it right…..

Wrongly placed. Should be in the middle of the door.

Having installed door locks myself, I’m wondering how he did that.

When comes to being a handyman, he doesn’t even qualify as a beginner.

D’oh!!!

Wrong way, Peach Fuzz!

Ummmmm……… oops?