Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 22, 2022

Watch the alopecia jokes RJ. You could end up being slapped.

Back to the Drawing Board Verne :-)

According to Wikipedia: “Alopecia areata, also known as spot baldness, is a condition in which hair is lost from some or all areas of the body.” I didin’t know Verne had any hair to lose.

I figured it had to be a menthol cigarette gene.

Don’t believe everything you read, buddy.

We have a rescue mutt who looks like a minpin. The genetic analysis came back over 50% Shih Tzu – ya sure.

you’re lucky you didn’t get slapped for this one

You should have realized that it was too good to be true, Verne.

This is why one should think twice before turning over genetic data to a corporation. It’ll be GATTACA in no time…

Hey! Verne gets to identify as s/th/he(y) want.