F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 22, 2022

You still have to pay for the whole hour.

He won’t have achieved true enlightenment until he attempts to stand up.

Hey! Nice guys finish last.

If you stop Yoga classes you’ll lose another excuse to stop by the ice cream shop for ‘reward’.

If you declare that you have become enlightened, you have succumbed to a goal and are therefor very far from enlightenment.

It’s Miller Time ….

Um, not enlightened, that’s just gas.

Enlightenment takes many forms. Realizing that meditation isn’t for you, for example.

He should just sit there quietly and look at her boobs.

And that statement just pushed you back about 25 years.

tae kwon leep is not a path leading to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajEOZ4tBqjQ

You don’t have to make excuses, if you gotta pee, get up and go!!