Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 15, 2022

Drats, I missed that award again.

Where can I get those Ex-Ray glasses and sell Grit?

Voight-Kampff – How many will get that reference? Seriously funny!

Ref: “Hold on, Frankenstein’s monster is made out of human parts? Then it’s arguable that he’s not a monster!”

C’mon and SLAM! And welcome to the JAM!

C’mon and SLAM! If—

Ref: “Wait. He DROWNED a little girl who was picking flowers? You’re outta here!”

Frankenstein’s Murderer: “Aw, nuts!”

Ugh, is there a dead cat or a live cat in this box?!

Yes.

Don’t forget everybody’s favorite, Heisenberg’s particles, they change the outcome of crimes by observing it!

I don’t see the big deal adults have against participation trophies. Most kids are actually aware that they aren’t champions, they just see the trophy as a reminder of their time playing a sport they love. Parents always mislead their children by telling them to never be a loser, they’re the best and argue with coaches when they’re told their kids aren’t good enough for the all-star team…

Ooo, I need to pass those trophies around on Facebook!

Fun fact- in 1943, playing under the name “Jumbo” Hank Clerval, Frankenstein’s monster was first baseman for the Class C Highbridge Hellbenders in the Chattahoochee Valley League.

In Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein, the Frankenstein they meet is the monster. And that’s who I usually mean when I think of the Universal Studios Frankenstein movies. (When thinking of Mary Shelley’s novel, I think differently, but I don’t think of the novel as often.)

“Are you a repliCAN, or a repliCAN’T?”

Frankenstein’s monster is the rick-roll of Tom’s DB. And a laugh every time (for me at least)!

Those crooks wouldn’t have had any trouble with Pavlov’s Dog if they just hadn’t rung that bell!

I see they left off the fourth panel of the early bird.

God decided to make a basketball player: That’s how we got Michael Jordan.

Man decided to copy God’s handiwork: That’s how we got LeBron James.

They are men they are not monsters. The same with the piecemeal women too!!

I’d be angry that there’s fewer comics than usual, but massive ineffable corporation Nerrex is responsible so I have no strong feelings about it.

Nerrex: Ignore the Evidence of Your Eyes and Ears.