I heard a joke . . .
What’s orange below, green up top, and sounds like a parrot?
.
A carrot.
I did this all the time back when I had dogs. I would knock on the table and the dogs would go nuts thinking someone was at the door.
Why you can never tell a knock-knock joke around Wally!
Patrick without a tie?
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Where?”
“What?”
“He’s on second…”
Badger. Badger Who?
ME: Want to hear a great knock-knock joke?
NEPHEW: YEAH!
ME: Okay, you start.
NEPHEW: Knock, knock.
ME: Who’s there?
NEPHEW: ????
I guess Wally heard the joke.
Never tell knock knock jokes if you have an easily excitable dog in your household.
June 19, 2015
pschearer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I heard a joke . . .
What’s orange below, green up top, and sounds like a parrot?
.
.
.
A carrot.
Ricky Bennett almost 2 years ago
I did this all the time back when I had dogs. I would knock on the table and the dogs would go nuts thinking someone was at the door.
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
Why you can never tell a knock-knock joke around Wally!
dben426 almost 2 years ago
Patrick without a tie?
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Where?”
“What?”
“He’s on second…”
donwestonmysteries almost 2 years ago
Badger. Badger Who?
JD'Huntsville'AL almost 2 years ago
ME: Want to hear a great knock-knock joke?
NEPHEW: YEAH!
ME: Okay, you start.
NEPHEW: Knock, knock.
ME: Who’s there?
NEPHEW: ????
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
I guess Wally heard the joke.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 2 years ago
Never tell knock knock jokes if you have an easily excitable dog in your household.