Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 21, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    I thought Little Guard Duck had gone to the Ukraine to fight the Russian horde.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We’re not at war anymore? Really?

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 2 years ago

    I thought he went to the Ukraine.

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    There is one place where the 500+ neighborhood is at odds with each other.

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    BasilBruce  almost 2 years ago

    Some people just don’t know what to do when they’re not involved in mayhem. Give peace a chance, duckie.

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    ChristineFoxdale  almost 2 years ago

    Go have a chat with Rat, GD.

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    mnexplorer+  almost 2 years ago

    Send him to Ukraine!

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    Georgette Washington Bunny  almost 2 years ago

    Ukraine calls, Guard Duck

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    How about if you (help) guard the border from “trespassers”?

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    juicebruce  almost 2 years ago

    Time to unleash the Dogs Of War ! Go kick Putin’s arse in the Ukraine Guard Duck ! Paint a picture of Guard Duck on every Missle we send at the Russian Horde ;-)

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    Kayak_Brian  almost 2 years ago

    If you are bored, I have a jerk of a coworker you can unleash upon.

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    JakeJakoubek  almost 2 years ago

    We have to still be at war! Business profits are sky high!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Actually, G.D., the GQP IS at war with the Average American!!

    Go to the RNC headquarters and let them know that we’re not going to take their crapola any longer!!

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    mfrasca  almost 2 years ago

    No peace dividend?

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    SusieB  almost 2 years ago

    He should come to FL and help Disney, Orange and Osceola counties battle Dictator DeSantis

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    James Wolfenstein  almost 2 years ago

    Putin? :D

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    wrd2255  almost 2 years ago

    Go shoot some of those Muscovy Ducks…

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    Purple People Eater  almost 2 years ago

    America’s not at war? What news station are you watching? What about your involvement in Syria, Somalia, and Yemen? Don’t those count as wars?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_the_United_States

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    Ellis97  almost 2 years ago

    Guard Duck has to go to Russia and stop Putin from causing anymore trouble.

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    figuratively speaking  almost 2 years ago

    Did he suffer a head wound in Ukraine?

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    I figured he was off to the Ukraine.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    There is always a need for Guard Ducks!

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    Comicfan (C)  almost 2 years ago

    …..I don’t get it

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like PIG is getting annoyed with Guard Duck….and Pig is getting a pot belly….lol

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    F-Flash  almost 2 years ago

    Guard Duck is always locked and loaded as you can see from his RPG, save ur rounds GD.

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    Arbitrary  almost 2 years ago

    Snrk, the US not being at war. Usually you wait until the last panel to give the punchline!

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    smorbie the great and beautiful  almost 2 years ago

    Duck, I think Larry would like to enlist your help with his pesky zeeba neighbors.

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    Ryan B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And Pig didn’t mention Rat?

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    hooglah  almost 2 years ago

    With a democrat in office….we will be soon. They have to make money on their investments.

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    mail2jbl  almost 2 years ago

    We’re not at war because our dipshit of a President pissed away the one we were fighting in, and the Taliban took over.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    GD doesn’t show up as much as he used to. I suppose the RPG is un-PC IMO.

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    rmfrye Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ukraine could use his help.

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    McGehee  almost 2 years ago

    RIP Gilbert Gottfried.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 2 years ago

    Is that duck Russian?

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    DO_WHAT_DA_DOG_SEZ (NOT THE REAL ONE)  almost 2 years ago

    The world stands with Ukraine.

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    curtlyon19  almost 2 years ago

    can I borrow the duck please?

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    one of the problems with having hired killers… what do they do when they retire?

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    del_grande Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Not being at war” didn’t stop Americans from joining the Lafayette Escadrille in 1916, or the Royal Canadian Air Force in 1940.

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    trkeller99  almost 2 years ago

    Love me some Guard Duck

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    wsash  almost 2 years ago

    Guard Duck has dealt with bad neighbors before. It’s best to be on his side…https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2006/11/20?ct=v&cti=1379251

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    Us? No wars? Baloney! Our ignoring the warning of bewaring foreign entanglements makes me cry, it’s so sad. Because we put ourselves in the predicament of being surrounded by enemy, we might as well go ahead and require all our 20-Somethings to serve a couple of years.

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    knight1192a  almost 2 years ago

    Bring back the hamper of shame!

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    Coocalici  almost 2 years ago

    I JUST now noticed Pig’s belly button. Has that always been there?

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    Ukko wilko  almost 2 years ago

    Plenty of action in Ukraine.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    If I were Pig, I’d say if I saw that RPG launcher again, we’d be having canard a l’orange for dinner.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    -Slava Ukraine Little Guard Duck! They accept international volunteers, and you’ll find plenty of anti-tank action there with your pet RPG….

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    russb53  almost 2 years ago

    You need to ask rat about the neighbors…

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    pontiac59  almost 2 years ago

    I have a neighbor I don’t like, Duck

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