Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 02, 2022

“Meyer… Accept No Substitutes!”

I remember when people used to buy jackets with their names on the sleeves. I’d go up to them and ask, “Is that your name or the name of your jacket?”

Luckily I’m big, dumb, and ugly, so it didn’t start many fights.

Now I want that shirt! Wait… does that mean I’m a Rick??

I feel his friend being Brian Blessed is more important than the trivia of him being a hawkman.

I have a drawer full of t-shirts with designs on them from years ago that I’m slightly embarrassed to wear now that I’m older. Also I’m an extra-large now, so there’s that…

I expect it’s also perspirational… ☺

Rick wanted the shirt so he can disgrace Scott’s name with his Rickness

Flash! Ah-ah! (guitar)

Where’s the link to buy the merch? T shirts, coffee mugs, rocket hats …

I would wear a Meyer T-shirt like that. It is obscure enough to be fun.

Colour in a BI strip!? Whatever next.

Happy National Cartoonists Day, Scott!

I hate to look the unexpected gift horse in the mouth, but one a week just isn’t enough.