Pickles by Brian Crane for April 20, 2022

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    darn it, Earl, can’t you do anything right?!

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Try ringing it first.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    I got out of the house today without my wallet. Because somebody cleaned up the counter where the wallet, keys and phone (on the charger) always are, and put the wallet BEHIND something else. Yes, I should have been more thoughtful. But nope, I’m really not all that thoughtful about habitual behavior: Pick up the stuff that’s in the “put in pockets” pile and put it in the pockets. Then leave.

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    nicka93  almost 2 years ago

    It’s easer to just dump it out rather than sticking your head in it.

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    catmom1360  almost 2 years ago

    Dork.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Them there fumes must be pretty rotten !

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    cubswin2016  almost 2 years ago

    Tim Taylor once did that with lunch on Home Improvement.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    How would you like to update your phone?

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    JudithStocker  almost 2 years ago

    Now Earl has to pay for Opal’s mistake of being careless with her cell phone.

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    westcarleton  almost 2 years ago

    Just call it.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    Now he has to find the cell phone in the trash!

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    iggyman  almost 2 years ago

    Leave in there for “trash talking”!

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    bobwigg761  almost 2 years ago

    After he tears apart that garbage bag, the phone will suddenly ring, and she’ll then realize that it was with her the whole time. Later she’ll blame him for messing up the yard with garbage strewn all about.

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    detroitpete  almost 2 years ago

    Especially since he dumped the garbage in the blue recycle bin too

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    That would never happen to a young person, The phone is glued to their hand.

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    ANIMAL  almost 2 years ago

    GOD…… I hope he washes his hands..!!!!!

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    jaypem  almost 2 years ago

    I’m always being asked to call my wife’s phone because she can’t remember where she put it. Easier than pawing thru the trash needlessly.

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    Send Roscoe in for the search

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Ewww!

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    jhpeanut  almost 2 years ago

    Been there done that but not with my phone. I am thankful for plastic bags or disposable gloves.

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never had to dumpster dive for a phone but I did have to do the trash treasure hunt for a ring that had inadvertently been dropped in the garbage. Miraculously, I was able to find and recover it before the Waste Management truck arrived.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    When I was in college I used to crumple up paper before throwing it out, until I threw out a term paper that had taken two weeks to write. After finding it in the dumpster, I changed to folding discarded pages in half. It has “saved” me on a couple of occasions since.

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    zeexenon  almost 2 years ago

    SSDD

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never thrown out my phone with the trash, but I’m pretty sure some silverware disappeared that way

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Save a lot of work Earl if you just moved that bin into the kitchen and rolled it out on Garbage day.

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    NavalHistorian  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve never accidentally thrown out a phone, but I believe a TV remote I had fell into the trash and got thrown out.

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    swanridge  almost 2 years ago

    You don’t have that problem if you have a phone connected to the wall with a coiled cord. Maybe they should invent something like that for cell phones.

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    cjbeebe  almost 2 years ago

    I swear, this is my life, over and over.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 2 years ago

    Call it. It will be much easier to find.

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I remember when my daughter accidentally threw away her retainer at Taco Bell. We had to go through 9 large bags of trash in the garbage corral (very wet from all the soda) before we found it. She never misplaced it again, though.

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