Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 04, 2022

Beatrice is the only one who can stand up to Leo and he backs off.

Eh, me sure me not want to see the result of that.

She’s become Travis’ best friend!!!

With this group best friend has to be qualified.

That’s a disturbing vision, Beatrice…

Never offer to assist with an empty promise

Funny how you can see a familiar word differently. This morning I read Beatrice’s name as Beat Rice.

If Beatrice is trying to make Leopold jealous, it ain’t working.

Oy! Leo jumped on that, like flash lightening!

Said with as much conviction as when Billy Joel sung it.

As seen in the movie Mars Attacks.

So, are we talking about taking turns with the body? Or grafting Travis on to Beatrice? Either way, it’s a mighty sweet offer for her to make.

Yeah…not sure Leopold is giving proper consideration to how a vengeful ambulatory Travis with Beatrice’s hormones might play out.

Something tells me he hasn’t seen “The Grudge.”

The only human tenderness Leopold is concerned about is a tenderloin cut.

Yeah, but then it would be HER head in a jar!!!! :)

Only Beatrice is a match for Leopold and can face him down!

Wouldn’t fit.