Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 04, 2022

One time I got a seven figure income.

Well, they pays you for your worth, storm troopers. You not hits the wide side of a barn with a cannon.

Many join for the free room and board.

Others join for the chance to see the galaxy.

Which is the middle of six figures…?

After tax’s all I got was the Decimal Point.

$100.000

Nowadays it’s more about the benefits. How’s your dental insurance? Your 401K? And let’s not forget workmans comp

They are not any better at finance than they are at shooting.

It is unwise to cheat someone with a lethal raygun.

(Or in general since lethal weapons are easy to make)

Which is higher rank, the bandolier that comes down from the right shoulder or the left? (Now that’s a geeky question for me to put out there… maybe it’s time for The Complete Dirk Raider’s Stormtrooper Guide)

But it’s in pesos so it balances out.

Most of the budget was spent on death stars.

Sounds like aviation careers.

I guess stormtroopers aren’t hired for their brains. If I were him, I’d have been sure to clarify exactly how much the pay is. But it still might not have helped. In this universe, they probably use the Force (or do they call it the Farce?) to make the workers believe they’re well-paid:

“You’re happy with minimum wage, and will never ask for a raise.”

“I’m happy with minimum wage, and will never ask for a raise . . . "

And so it goes . . .

$10.657 per week.

Last time I had a haircut nwas in the Military.Haven’t paid for one since 77.I let my wife do it.