FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 24, 2022

How about the rodeo, Peter? You could go as a bull-distracting clown.

I would think hockey would appreciate slapstick a bit more

Try being a rodeo clown.

Your parents say you were on purpose, too.

The other team appreciates the comedy.

Just call “shot not”, Peter. It worked for Spud.

https://www.gocomics.com/wallace-the-brave/2022/04/21?ct=v&cti=1886843

Professional wrestling maybe.

Good Grief

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/04/22

Well Peter, in today’s world, you can always ‘identify’ as a girl, then go play on the girl’s softball team and become a star (like the collegiate swimmer).

Did you rub in Ball-Repellent into your baseball glove?

How did the tiny piece on the top of the hat fall off??

One would NOT want to get hit on the head with a flying baseball more than once, trust me.

Two things I noticed from today’s strip: first, they must be short on baseball players if Peter made the team; second, in 33 years of the strip, we still don’t know what the H stands for (cue replies of “Harry Herpson” and “Hufflepuff” in three, two, one…)

Try professional wrestling.

The Cardinals. Who’s on First is the lineup for the St Louis team

Still wish the Fox boy’s g/f could make an appearance

Peter go home and play some video games or chess with the old man.

Be a politician its not a sport ,but there are a lot of clowns.

Or one that doesn’t require some athletic ability.

Try gymnastics

Would they be errors, though?

His baseball idols were Jose Canseco and Deion Sanders

See if they need a team mascot….

This comic sucks.

Professional wrestling?

What is the brown spot on his eye?

Like Harold Lloyd and Jacques Tati?