FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 17, 2022

For some reason, my old elementary school used to have “green eggs and ham” day once a year, where the cafeteria would have dyed-green eggs.

I have a pretty sensitive sense of smell, and the smell of all the eggs made me so sick back then that I had to eat lunch in a different room every year.

whatever you say, Roger

I kind of miss the creamed eggs on toast, now that we’re not boiling Easter eggs any more. In fact, I’ve taken to boiling up some hard eggs every so often because I MISS (eating) them!

That’s a pretty artistic composition on those eggs. Who is his influence? Mondrian?

Hard boiled eggs for Easter? Yuk! Should be chocolate or nothing.

Good thinking Jason

Actually, This is kind of a cool idea if it works

Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:

https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/2001/04/15

He is risen!

I admit, this seems like a fun idea! Props to Roger!

I’m with Roger on this one. Happy Easter to those who celebrate it!

Put some blue on Jason … then he can pretend he’s an Andorian …

He should have put the half blue and half yellow on the same egg, as a nod to the Ukraine. Happy Easter everyone!

That looks like how Two-Face would eat his eggs.

One would expect this from Jason, or did he inspire Roger to do it?

Actually quite clever. Happy Easter.

Play a game when hunting Easter eggs. Color one that isn’t boiled and see who the lucky winner is. But you mustn’t tell anyone about it…

Dye? Why not use food coloring?

I always wondered how safe food coloring was since I was a little kid and my mother used it for cookies. Why such little bottles if it’s safe?

DUde tf?

Every once in a while Roger actually gets a good idea. Good on him for this one.

Why dye fried eggs when Roger will just end up burning them anyway?

Good for you, Roger!

Well, Roger’s heart is in the right place, which is more than we can say for Jason.And remember, Andy “The Wages Of Fun Is DEATH” Fox has no heart at all.

. . . after she starts eating it!

I saw that first panel in an art museum in San Francisco.

Ayo this was funny as hell