Ted Rall for June 12, 2006

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Believe it or not: the gay marriage threat. Allowing members of the same sex to marry has implications for beyond traditional family values. Scratch the surface and you'll find that married gay couples are behind every probelem america faces: Leading islamist terrorist Osama Bin Laden has at least 3 "wives" one a dude he hooked up with at a liberal mosque in Massachusetts! Skyrocketing deficits have been attributed to health and pension benefits paid to male "wives" and female "husbands" of federal employees residing in massachusetts. (Bush: We were this close to a surplus) Married gay couples drive up the cost of college tuition, medical care, adn gasoline. (Man: Call me 93-premium queen!) They're the real reason that the entire world hates us. (Man: See, we enjoy being tortured... but not in a gay way.)