Ted Rall for October 02, 2004
Transcript:
Terrorists holding American hostages threaten to kill them unless we yield to their demands. (Man 1: Unless every American accepts our check for $10,000 each, the pecuniary liberation army will execute them.) As usual, weak-kneed appeasers advise caving in. (Man 2: I don't know about you, but I could sure use ten grand.) (Man 3: Typical liberal) Fortunately, ass-kicking neochurchils win the day. (Man 3: We must never negotiate with, much less give into terrorists- especially when their demands are good for us!) America mourns its dead- but never loses it's resolve! (Man 2: The president was right: The P.L.A. wants to dilute the dollar.) (Man 3: Check this out: Terrorists want us out of Iraq!)