Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 02, 2022

Wonder if JJ will have to return the deposit

Alex? Will you save the day?

She got what she deserved (him).

At least Zeke saved his signature hat…

Panel 4 has the first & probably only sensible thing Uncle Stupidhead ever said.

In the name of all that is good and descent, Stop calling her “MAN”!!!

Now we REALLY know where JJ’s priorities lie!!

I don’t believe in karma…………………however

I Think the Coast Guard and The Harbormaster would like a word with you two !

Don’t listen to her, Zeke, you’ll go down with the sculpture…..

I’ll bet if the sculpture is recovered, the “character” added by the time spent on the bottom of the harbor will make it more valuable.

I don’t believe that being in the water will hurt the “sculpture” in any way. It was junk before the accident and will be junk in the future.

That’s a hell of a way to crash a wedding.

So why doesn’t JJ dive down to save her sculpture instead of yelling at Zeke? Actually, it’s hopeless as they’d need a crane to lift it.

JJ is screaming hysterically about saving her sculpture and Alex isstantly recognizes her voice! Obviously, it’s the voice she heard most often.

Who is at fault will depend on which side of the ferry they hit-if they hit the port (left) side of the ferry they are at fault, if it was the starboard side the ferry is at fault. If they collide with the stern of the ferry they are at fault too. It appears from yesterday’s strip they hit the front starboard side of the ferry, so the ferry is a fault-hard to tell if they collide with front/back ferry. How did they manage to get life jackets on after the collusion?

I hope they continue with this arc long enough for us to hear Alex’s wedding toast.

Think it over, JJ. You could get a grant for creating an artificial reef!

Thank god the hat is saved!

“Mommy, is that you? No one else I know could possibly make such stupid remarks.”

Oh, the irony.

I’m impressed those two have life preservers.

Well, I’ve heard that objects feel lighter once they’re submerged…

All uniquely valuable items should be secured to appropriate flotation devices. (You might need a bigger boat.)

Wow, JJ will make Mike’s wedding after all….

People write notes about a comic strip.I had no idea.

Is this known rebranded troll? I don’t log their user numbers.

“Mommy,is that you?”—Stoppit,I’m dyin’ here….