Ted Rall for March 27, 1999
March 25, 1999
March 29, 1999
Transcript:
Some caterwauling cauldrons of cynicism call them "little ideas" or "concentrates." but Al Gore says his platform will change America forever! (Man: Normally I don't vote- but Gore's taking on the bad babies who kick the back of your airplane seat!) Al Gore is taking on the special interests and standing up for the average citizen... (Man: Silence, dogs! Talking loudly in restaurants is rude to other customers!) He's fighting for a cleaner environment and he's willing to take out the trash... (Man: Tipper @#@# censoring @#$ won't lift a goddamn finger #$%^ bitch!) Al Gore: A tiny vision for our eensy-weensy little heads. (Man: Sock lint is choking our environment and sapping our economy!) (Man 2: I'll follow you anywhere on Albert!)
