Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 22, 2022

Keep dreaming, Axel! I don’t think Luann wants to end up in jail.

Unfortunately, it looks like we won’t be seeing Faye again, anytime soon.

I wonder where this leads? Axel almost seems like a NPC in this comic strip. lol

So, is the plot for this week Axel hitting on Luann with one bad pick-up line after another and when Luann tried to correct him he claims that she is the one sexually harassing him? What an incel!

Older? You mean like 14, 15 years old, right? Right?! This has to be the creepiest would-be suitor since Elwood.

Here comes trouble. ✨

Let’s get to the tutoring and worry not about going after a cougar (no offense, Luann, of calling you such).

Precocious little turd, ain’t he. Now Bernice would put the slammer on him but Luann? Is she up to it?

Ah, HA.

I didn’t think that Axel and Faye would still be an item.

But I don’t believe they split because Faye wasn’t Axel’s “type.”

I think they split when Faye found that Axel is really an obnoxious jerk. ;-)

Right about now, Luann may be happy that she said what what she did about Axel in yesterday’s strip instead of, say, telling Mrs. Fogarty how mature he was for his age.

Sounds like Faye really dodged a bullet here.

I was going to post yesterday that Axel might hit on Luann, but I thought no, that’s creepy, yet here we are.

Incoming

Uh oh. Luann just goes from one bad situation to another.

The good news: Luann isn’t the jerk in this story.

The bad news: There’s still a jerk in this story.

And I’m truly sad to hear that Fay won’t likely be in this story. I kind of liked her.

And when did G&K add the E to Faye?

Wuh-oh. . .

As bad as the last three weeks were, this one is starting off even worse. I think I’ll quit reading the strip, and just make snarky replies to all those who insulted or criticized me for my opions in the past.

I hope Axel doesn’t cause Luann trouble. She isn’t going to do anything wrong, but Axel might make it look like she did.

Older, over the age of 18, that way I’m the victim

At last, a Luann strip, starring Luan (I think, unless Alex hooks up with Tara)

well Axel does not mean 50 year old mom.

…..yuh-oh……

Someone who doesn’t play dress up. Or someone who doesn’t need a chaperone for one of the boring dates you’re allowed to have in “Luann.”

Well, this is starting to put out that whole Crush-On-Babysitter/Teacher/Friend’s Sister vibe. . . .

Dummmmm…..de Dum Dum

Hey, hey, hey Mrs. Robinson, is that little Axel peeking in your window? Call the cops, quick.

*facepalm

Luann?

No, he said “older.”

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Take him to the rest home.

Older like a nineteen year old woman? Or Axel likes being a rambunctious tyke?

Axel, the college guys Luann hangs with have NO chance of getting with her, they’re all in the “friend zone.” What makes you think that you, a 13 year old boy has any chance of getting with her?

“Sic ’em Puddles!”

Ohhh..look out, Lu. Here’s a cheeky kid sitting next to you.

This is unexpected and… I love it! It seems like a good and awkward situation of a student who likes his prof. I wonder if Axel is taking these classes just to be with an older girl or if he really needs help with his homework. Anyway, let’s hope to see Fay again and that Luann will uses the theater with him too to help him clear his mind.

I think Axel’s pursed lips could use a good fist on them!!

How about it, Luann??

I think his “axel” is broken!!

UH oh. Luann needs to stop this right now. She can get in real trouble if she doesn’t shut him down.

And I thought she hated tutoring?

Twerp.

Ewww

This is a problem that teachers run into, occasionally seeing teachers get into serious trouble if they aren’t responsible or mature enough to manage the situation. I’m sure Luann will hilariously do that with the little twerp. Miss Faye though. That the age he can barely keep up with.

Then there’s Roz and Kirby- but Frasier’s doing the tutoring…

I don’t think so.

…and desperate, maybe? Hm?

I see the name Axel and I immediately think Beverly Hills Cop.

Uh oh

Is he hitting on Luann?

Maybe eventually this clown could be introduced to the “It’s ALL about MEEEE” twins, Stef and Betts. That’d prove to be one heck of an ego fest …. :-)

cue the ominous music

Haha, NEXT!

So of the two characters, they decided to keep the one I don’t like.

eyes off of her chump.

Similar to what Etta James said in one of her songs – “She’d rather have potential than experience”.

Axel reminds me of Romeo from Taylor Mason’s ventriloquism act.

Yuck! No normal 19 year old would date a 13 year old.

I have add to my first comment earlier this morning; looking at today’s second [anel, notice looks away when the breaup with Faye comes uo? I think that hurt more than he will admit and did not want to show his juvenile cool. There is a chance Faye will show up after all. He needs her but she probably has outgrown her crush.

Okay, so that’s Axel. Now I’m waiting for Faye to make her dramatic entrance and realize that Luann is the competition in her young romantic dream world. This could be fun.

ooooooooooo – this will be FUN!

Helvetica.

Maybe an older brother will be picking up Axel. ?

Subtlety is not his strong point.

Luann will pass him on to nudist Dez. You heard it here first.

Another story line please!

Looks as though Luann will have a challenging week. Many commentators will be wearing their psychologists hats! ;-))

Uh-oh… .

Faye?? Oh, you mean Fay. Geesh, that was, like five years ago.

And so it begins!

Oh-oh. Ugh.

Meanwhile back on the mean streets of Pitts The wild dog pack just voted to attack Axel on sight.

Luann should stick to business from now on with her students. Don’t talk about any personal issues. She has a limited amount of time with each student; stay on the topic of schoolwork.

Translation: Faye dumped his shallow self.

Good luck with that Axel.

“I dig hot, older chicks like you.” Smooth talking Axel!!

Fountains of Wayne sang Stacy’s Mom.

Luann “and Im into my boyfriend because he gets good grades at College”

I thought todays strip was great, especially since Axel’s expression was perfect for that last panel. But it looks like I’m one of the few commenters who actually had the audacity to laugh with today’s strip.

Oh well.

Please avoid Mary Letourneau Blvd….Luann! (¬_¬)

I don’t remember Axel or Faye at all. Guess I’m getting old.

Luann may be quite a few things, but she is not a cougar, kid!

Who came up with that term, anyway? Cougars are awesome cats!

Slow your roll, kid. In fact, just quit while you’re behind.

Luann had better be careful; she could lose her job over a sexual harassment issue that could result from a misunderstanding on someone else’s part. these issues are pretty big in the teaching world.

Hah!

Will Axel become the New Man in Luann’s so-called life?

It gives one pause….

Ick.

Uh Oh, We know where this is going.

Uh-oh.

… as Little “Home-Boy” goes for broke with Luann!! LOL!!

So pissed they brought back Axel instead of Faye. She was way more interesting.

Uh oh, this could be a problem.

he means bigger …err.. bosoms.