Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 06, 2022

The mailman could get on the couch…..because the dogs are not allowed up there.

That would be preferable to being the only Fire Hydrant or Tree

Why?… Afraid that you might find out that you have some postage due?

Now that’s scared.

Tiffany must be a Cooper’s hawk. They eat other birds.

Tiffany Ann?? Let me guess. . .

It would be funny to see all those well-bred dogs running after a mailman. Maybe not for the mailman, though.

Old times; when dogs could run loose and mail carriers walked their route.

does Tiffany bite ?

Nervous as a virgin at a prison rodeo.

Come on Cosmo, keep a stiff upper beak.

… or as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of old folks in rocking chairs!

Now that is what I would call fearful, not nervous

Nervous as a wh*re on the front row of a revival meeting!

Just don’t wear the uniform whilst on the date! ;-)