I’m 77, and spend a half hour every other day bouncing on a mini trampoline with a 10 lb weight in each hand, swinging them in every direction I can. There are great workout videos on Youtube. I am improving- I’m more limber, and when I started 3 weeks ago I was using 3 lb weights.
Sound effects and throwing my back out. I’ve thrown my back out turning to the side, squatting to get something off the floor, reaching for something, getting out of bed, getting up off the couch, breathing…
whine and complaining? Proverbs 16:31: Gray hair is a crown of glory. Thank God you can still feel the pain. Graveyards full of stiff people folks. Get a moving – and shut the trap.
stillfickled Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’m old and I don’t make sound effects.
ChristineFoxdale about 2 years ago
My body creaks, crackles, pops and snaps — I’m not old – I’m crispy.
nicka93 about 2 years ago
It’s not the sound effects that bother me, it’s the pain that goes along with it.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’m middle-aged, and I don’t remember that.
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 years ago
My granny got up and made a sound that made the dog run out of the room!
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’m 77, and spend a half hour every other day bouncing on a mini trampoline with a 10 lb weight in each hand, swinging them in every direction I can. There are great workout videos on Youtube. I am improving- I’m more limber, and when I started 3 weeks ago I was using 3 lb weights.
A Common 'tator about 2 years ago
I’m having trouble remembering why I wanted to get up in the first place…
TSRaman about 2 years ago
In my case, the sounds come also from my mouth — groans and grunts.
1953Baby about 2 years ago
If my joints would just learn to play a recognizable symphony, I’d be happy.
ChessPirate about 2 years ago
Sound effects and throwing my back out. I’ve thrown my back out turning to the side, squatting to get something off the floor, reaching for something, getting out of bed, getting up off the couch, breathing…
rAtkinson about 2 years ago
I hate it when I get up, don’t remember why I got up, wander the whole house, go sit down again, and THEN remember, I hafta go cr*p!
CorkLock about 2 years ago
whine and complaining? Proverbs 16:31: Gray hair is a crown of glory. Thank God you can still feel the pain. Graveyards full of stiff people folks. Get a moving – and shut the trap.
ncdrifter about 2 years ago
I call it “flatulence”.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
I can remember when I was able to get up.
rbullfogg about 2 years ago
That’s funny! No it’s true!
paullp Premium Member about 2 years ago
Reminds me of Gabe Kaplan on Welcome Back, Kotter, after getting out of bed with a groan one morning: “Oh, no, that’s my father’s noise!”
tinstar about 2 years ago
I make sounds sitting down, as well as standing up.
bakana about 2 years ago
Well, I can remember when the Sound Effects were just a Joke.
LrdSlvrhnd about 2 years ago
I can get up without making sound effects, I just like them so I choose not to!