Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 02, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin’s mistake is that he didn’t change his clothes.

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    codycab  almost 2 years ago

    “Kahlveen ees thee one weeth thee bad acceent!”

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    Imagine  almost 2 years ago

    So Freudian.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Keep looking, Mom, he has to be somewhere in the house.

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    Susan00100  almost 2 years ago

    You’re about to find out, “Mister”!!

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    DaveG1960  almost 2 years ago

    “’E is zee one with zee hot backside, no?” Translation by Constable Crabtree, ’Allo, ’Allo

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’ll give him points for trying… but come on Calvin, really?

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    eastern.woods.metal  almost 2 years ago

    Mom looks like she might impose capital punishment

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Is he the little one who isn’t around?

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    Bittermelon of Truth  almost 2 years ago

    I can almost hear Calvin doing a Groucho Marx voice: “I once dreamed I was being chased by a tiger in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I couldn’t figure out.”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    LLOL! KAHLVEEN is still wearing his April Fool Nose Glasses!!

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Just don’t say the magic word, Calvin…otherwise, more than a duck will appear!

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    RussellCastine  almost 2 years ago

    How gullible does “Kahlveen” think his mother is?

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Somedays Calvin’s future has the possibility of a very short timeline.

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    johndifool  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin? Who ees Calvin? I am Guy Incognito.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A better disguise, for some, is to cut off your hair (or beard if you have one). For some reason a radical change in hair makes us unrecognizable to most people.

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    belgarathmth  almost 2 years ago

    I think I’d start attacking those bugs before they spread all over the house, and then worry about getting onto the kid later.

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    hmroehrig18  almost 2 years ago

    I love his mother´s mad faces.

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    Chris  almost 2 years ago

    nice try kid….

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 2 years ago

    Beware the wrath of mom.

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    Ivan Araque  almost 2 years ago

    Yo Calvin, where are the burner phones?!

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    countoftowergrove  almost 2 years ago

    Le Bwaw, le haw, le haw! Zee Kahlveen ees a clever Waloon, no?

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    DadToFivePlus  almost 2 years ago

    LOL. If one of my kids had tried that I would have have been laughing for the rest of the day.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    This is the most ridiculous thing Mom had ever heard. (Also a VERY RARE pop culture refer from Watterson.)

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    Will_Scarlet  almost 2 years ago

    You’ll read about him in tomorrow’s obituaries…

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    christelisbetty  almost 2 years ago

    Brings back an ancient memory. We kids were cutting through a corner lot, and the lady who lived there yelled at us (a lot). When we had to go back that way, we switched coats with each other, so she wouldn’t recognize us.

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    I swear, it was my alter ego Clumsy Man.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 2 years ago

    Nivlac! Where have you been?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Whoa! Where is Calvin today?

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    wiley207  almost 2 years ago

    I remember when that was used as the trope image for the TV Tropes “Paper Thin Disguise” webpage. Such a classic example!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 2 years ago

    Watterson’s unsuccessful attempt at a spinoff comic, Klausen and Hobbes.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 2 years ago

    Jacque Cous Calvin.

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    BiggerNate91  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin brings back the accent for a call to the library later on. Stay tuned.

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    “Now if you’ll excuse me Ma’am, I musta get back to ze painting”

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    If only it could be that simple.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Oh come on, Mom, laugh. It’s funny

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    suelou  almost 2 years ago

    KAHLVEEN IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR BIRTH CONTROL!! Notice that he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters!

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    montylc2001  almost 2 years ago

    One thing I’ve learned and try to tell people….give up buying and trying to have nice things like furniture, lamps, etc while you have little ones growing up. They WILL be destroyed.

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    txmystic  almost 2 years ago

    I love Kählveen & Hobbes…

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    fuzz3942  almost 2 years ago

    Monster kid!

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    josh_bisbee  almost 2 years ago

    Shame Calvin doesn’t have a brother or sister to blame it on.

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