Herman by Jim Unger for March 13, 2022

To Doris: …and now your end is near.

Maybe she just has stage fright.

Maybe she took performance lessons from that frog in “One Froggy Evening.”

Chickens only have a short memory.

My, my….

You’d have a better chance of teaching a parrot to sing that.

I’ve heard many a hen sing.

She is singing her way. But her way is to sing the only song she knows, The Sound of Silence.

Who can ever forget In the Mood by Ray Stevens and the Henhouse Five Plus Two?

Could she just “La la la” or “Cluck cluck cluck” the song?

She only sings with her band – that guy on drumsticks…

nothing to crow about

… she does know the rubber tree plant song though, …..take it away..DORIS!

Bawk bawk bawk bawk

We forgot to re-set the rooster for daylight savings, and the fat chicken won’t sing until then. It will never be over until the fat chicken sings.

Hate it when that happens…..

He apparently forgot a lot of the words too! It begins, “And now, the end is near….”

She’s demanding higher wages and better working conditions

Probably has performance anxiety.

Gonzo sang it too. He must have taught her.

I had a great cat named " Doris".

To most of the world, a hen is a female chicken, but in Scotland the word is used to mean a woman or girl.

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Doris, just wing it.