The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 17, 2022

Clever.

Samsung should propose the “toast” Also, their parents are both flip phones who are low on battery.

How many bars do they have?

The Secret Lives of Cell Phones. Your So Vain. I bet you think they’re talkin’ about you. (Carly Simon)

They chose not to have kids at the the ceremony. They know from experience, that most of the parents won’t (or can’t seem to) put them on mute.

Later tonight they’ll NFT their love for each other.

Are they 5G?

After the honeymoon, they move into their wePad.

I didn’t think it would work. She’s Apple and he’s Android. But they had 3 kids: Sprint, T-Mobile and Jitterbug.

The honeymoon starts, when they turn off their ringers.

Reminds me of the time the antenna engineer got married: The wedding was so-so, but the reception was great.

On the honeymoon, they went from silent to vibrate….

I see the Blackberry of the family was not invited.

That cake should charge them up nicely.

Must…look…away…too…many…puns…

Do they put the drunk guests into a bag of rice to dry out?

“With this ring, iPhone wed…”

iPhone, uPhone.

Is it a drinking bar, don’t worry I got protection!

The marriage ended in tragedy when her data was throttled.

We radio experts know reception problems are due to ANTENNA, ANTENNA, ANTENNA. But just try to find FCC coverage maps.

I don’t see the Priest there. He must have phoned it in.

Aunt Win could make it, she’s currently in a padded cell.

Not a rotary phone in sight. Grandma’s so crazy, they won’t let her out of the house. No one’s been able to untangle her cord for years.

Phoning in a wedding.