Potato batteries are worthless. What really works is the big-vat-of-sauerkraut battery. Yes, it is a real thing and it does work (but you have to really like fermented cabbage). :)
One time the hospital was being renovated and they had a temporary sign out front that was broken so that it spelled “HO SPITAL”. My dad thought it was hilarious, but I didn’t get the joke.
Argythree about 2 years ago
Is ‘rhythmical’ a word?
Imagine about 2 years ago
I will try to remember that one about laughter.
tudza Premium Member about 2 years ago
I recently saw a digital clock run on potato power. Took a surprising number of potatoes.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
“A day without sunshine is like . . . night!” —Steve Martin
Gent about 2 years ago
Well, me uses potato batteries. They charges me up when me plugs em into me tummy.
descabro about 2 years ago
I couldn’t stop laughing from the hospital to the deceased teacher.
Q4horse about 2 years ago
I thought Horace was born in a barn. My horse was.
InTraining about 2 years ago
and the teacher says “comb your hair and stand up straight…!”
kartis about 2 years ago
When people ask what my sign is, I say “No U-turns.”
Plods with ...™ about 2 years ago
I looked it up and today is not National Dad Joke Day
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
Potato batteries are worthless. What really works is the big-vat-of-sauerkraut battery. Yes, it is a real thing and it does work (but you have to really like fermented cabbage). :)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Singing a human song obviously because Houyhnhnms do not burgle or need hospitals or die.
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
One time the hospital was being renovated and they had a temporary sign out front that was broken so that it spelled “HO SPITAL”. My dad thought it was hilarious, but I didn’t get the joke.