Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 06, 2022

Poor Lions. I feel sorry for them sometimes. Unless they’re playing my team. Then all bets are off.

Poor Lions, They still get good pay.

Dont sleep on my Lions we lost 6 games last year by less then 3 points our defense is shaping up and we got two first round picks this year I bet in 3 years we will be back as a force to be reckoned with.

Their former q.b., Matt Stafford, no sooner left the lions and was immediately in the Superbowl. I’m sure he was glad to be free from Detroit.

Then we better get another QB.

No pity from this Browns fan.

“Parity” ended with free agency and trades

Tom Brady’s daughter has touched the Lombardi more times than the Detroit Lions have won playoff games in 65 years. (She’s 8)

Tom Brady’s daughter has touched the Lombardi more times than the Dallas Cowboys have won playoff games in 20 years. (She’s 8)

Tom Brady’s daughter has touched the Lombardi more times than 28 NFL teams. (She’s 8)

March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a mud caked lion. Otherwise known as ‘wet sock weather’. (hole in my shoe)

Or..it comes in like a defeated Bengal.

A friend pointed out to me, March 4th is the only day of the year that tells you to do something!

Sadly (age wise) I was at that game way back when. They actually played good football then. But there were only a handful of teams too. Saw some legends of the game as a young man.

Interesting. Lots of comments on the football aspect of this strip, non on the idiocy of the dad. Guess that’s because in this strip, that’s usually a given.

In the last 65 years, the Lions have shown a few flashes of mediocrity.

that weren’t funny….

Parity, another word for mediocrity.

Parity, another word for mediocrity, something usually pursued by losers.

I briefly worked for Detroit Edison and during our tour of their very fancy corporate headquarters the guide explained that some of the Detroit Lions had just been there. I instantly earned points when I said it was too bad they couldn’t find any professional sports players.