I can’t say that M&M “news” is something I’m in touch with. I’m guessing that Mars/M&M did something related to being decent humans and Henry is having a tantrum. How close am I?
News headline: “M&M characters get new, more inclusive look”
No WONDER poor ol’ Payneful is having a snit. “My GOD, how is it POSSIBLE for important cultural icons such as the M&M characters to CHANGE when they were already PERFECT, just like God made them in the garden of Eden? What is this world COMING to?!! (etc)”
Well at least Payne invoked some humor in this toon and no cars. That’s a nice change. Woke candy? Who cares, just open bag and eat them. It’s not like they’re going to talk or are wearing their clothes. They all taste the same so already gender neutral.
Evidently it’s easier (certainly takes less research and thought) to get all steamed up about problems that don’t exist than for Republigoons to face the mess they’ve created and are maintaining.
oh thank god. Now i can eat M&M’s. Been boycotting those insensitive candies since my feelings were so hurt. But now they are awoke….God I pity this generation. To have it so good you have to make crap up to be hurt about is so pathetic.
celeconecca about 2 years ago
I don’t k ow. It’s okay satire. I think the whole thing is silly.
MartinPerry1 about 2 years ago
Remember the reaction when Mr. Potato Head lost his penis?
Vidrinath Premium Member about 2 years ago
I can’t say that M&M “news” is something I’m in touch with. I’m guessing that Mars/M&M did something related to being decent humans and Henry is having a tantrum. How close am I?
Stat_man99 about 2 years ago
This is where we are headed if the Libs stay in power!
Rich Douglas about 2 years ago
Kinda dumb.
librarylady59 about 2 years ago
Such an absurd cartoon. Also, “woke” is an obsolescent term.
Concretionist about 2 years ago
News headline: “M&M characters get new, more inclusive look”
No WONDER poor ol’ Payneful is having a snit. “My GOD, how is it POSSIBLE for important cultural icons such as the M&M characters to CHANGE when they were already PERFECT, just like God made them in the garden of Eden? What is this world COMING to?!! (etc)”
— imaginary channeling of ol Payneful
1BlackLivesMatter Premium Member about 2 years ago
lesgobrandon
Nantucket Premium Member about 2 years ago
Remember when they discovered that red M&Ms caused cancer.
IndyW about 2 years ago
Well at least Payne invoked some humor in this toon and no cars. That’s a nice change. Woke candy? Who cares, just open bag and eat them. It’s not like they’re going to talk or are wearing their clothes. They all taste the same so already gender neutral.
casonia2 about 2 years ago
Evidently it’s easier (certainly takes less research and thought) to get all steamed up about problems that don’t exist than for Republigoons to face the mess they’ve created and are maintaining.
smartgrr about 2 years ago
Whatever are we to do!
GiantShetlandPony about 2 years ago
Stephen Colbert’s bit was much funnier and more on point.
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
leave it to henry to transform something lighthearted into rightwingnut paranoia…
gopher gofer about 2 years ago
oh, by the way, around 6 hours ago opspecial posted “lesgobrandon” and was likely drooling as well as slurring his words…
359mxn about 2 years ago
What snowflakes! Clearly you have nothing to stand on or for.
Bill.Franklin about 2 years ago
M&M’s are racist because there are no white M&M’s. ;)
UnklGene about 2 years ago
Thanks, Henry!
Rich Douglas about 2 years ago
It’s not that. Grow up.
calliarcale about 2 years ago
Settle down; they’re barely changing them at all. Mostly, they’re just giving the brown M&M chunkier heels, and giving the green M&M tennis shoes.
Kracklin Rosie - “Tolo Dan Nan Galad” Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yup, no more M&M s for the grand kiddies or any other Mars crap. Think I’m kidding? I cancelled China crap a long time ago.
washatkc Premium Member about 2 years ago
oh thank god. Now i can eat M&M’s. Been boycotting those insensitive candies since my feelings were so hurt. But now they are awoke….God I pity this generation. To have it so good you have to make crap up to be hurt about is so pathetic.
scottymac about 2 years ago
Self identifies as a Twix! Hilarious!