Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 19, 2022

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    Ida No  about 2 years ago

    Onto-physio: “Because I said so!” [thwak]

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    Algolei I  about 2 years ago

    The cosmological proof involves vodka, lime juice, triple sec, cranberry juice, ice, and a lime wedge for garnish.

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    Olddog1  about 2 years ago

    Teleological should be more of a circle.

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    John9  about 2 years ago

    Isn’t the last one more of the “Fear of God”

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    darthnul  about 2 years ago

    Sister Mary Elephant is at it again!

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    Caesar'sWife Premium Member about 2 years ago

    When just a child (five-ish) I was whacked on a bare butt by Sister Kathryn of the Sister’s of Providence for some minor playground infraction. It was like a pre-school operated by the order. 45 years later, taking my five year old to a Providence operated pre-school, I found the very same Sister Kathryn, laying down the law to her charges. Different town in another state. I was amazed. She did not, to my knowledge, whack my kid. I believe she was the person to start me on the road to atheism.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 2 years ago

    Teleologically means development with a predestined purpose.

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    asndad1948  about 2 years ago

    Just use the known and proven laws of science, you will be able to prove God exist. One, there is not natural way to create or destroy energy or matter, just convert it from one form to another. so, where did all of the energy and matter come from? A Supernatural force, God. Two, live can only come from living matter in the natural universe. There is plenty of life, so where did it come from? A Supernatural force, God. Three, the laws of entropy state that everything in the universe moves from order to disorder, and nothing moves from disorder to order without an outside force acting upon it. Yet, the universe has order from allegedly nothing (or a small compressed mass the smaller than the period on a paper), so how did it get that way? A Supernatural force, God.

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