Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 29, 2022

Or stand in front of the television and ask if he can see it.

If that doesn’t work try the ol’ “Clap On – Clap Off” method.

Spouse has to do that if I’m in the flow and have my headphones on. I mostly the headphones to AVOID the TeeVee.

Motion. Not emotion.

Motion activated? I’ve seen a Stoner before. You could dance on his face and not get a reaction. This is the condition of a lot of guys after a few years of being hitched. When he comes to realize, This Is Now My Life.

If that doesn’t work, turn the TV off (or just change the channel or volume) – if you can get to the remote.

Ah. As a fictional Jurassic Park dino. Tell me, is he able to open doors?

He must have feline ancestry. They can zone out like gangbusters.

I use headphones to listen to music in the evening and that’s when my wife decides to have a conversation.

wait, dads a robot?!

Oy!

Or turn off the TV – he’ll spring into action quickly!

The hubs used to fall asleep when watching a ball game on TV, but the second anyone went to change the channel, he’d yell, “I was watching that!”

like T-Rex??

He’s very life-like.

Only three more football games (that matter) to go!

I double-dog dare you to make a grab for his beer! burp. :)

Everyone needs a good hand waving in front of their face every once in a while.

A scene from “Still Life with Husband.”

Why to cartoonists always pick on middle aged males?