Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 28, 2022

THAT’S what my dog has been asking me!!…And all this time I had no idea he wanted to go up on the “ROOF.” (Here boy, you want to go up on the roof?)

DON’T DO IT! He’s looking suicidal.

This reminds me of an old gag from a Warner Bros. cartoon. A guy is trying to convince a show business exec that he has a talking dog that would make a great act. He gives a sample.

“What is the opposite of smooth?” the man asks the dog.

“Rough!” the dog answers.

“What’s on top of a house?”

“Roof!”

“Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”

“Ruth!”

“GET OUT!!!” the show business exec screams, and they are kicked out onto the street, at which point the dog turns to the man and asks, “Do you think I should have said DiMaggio?”

It’s a bird dog.

And me thought only parrots talked.

Pigeon to the roof, aloof..

I don’t think the guy would have understood if the pigeon had said “Coo”.

Isn’t that what a tongue-tied dog says? “Roof” !

Lol

He’s never seen a dog with feathers!

Trying to imitate a dog? You’re close little birdie – it’s “woof”…

… As God as my witness, I thought Pigeons could fly.

One of my all-time favorites as a repeat! (Original date December 9, 2013.)