Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 26, 2022

Gotta stay hydrated, yep. With a dehydrating drink, nope.

It may not make Andy smarter but it made bud wiser…

I thought that Andy had finally listened to Affie and decided to be more hydrated during the footy match!

Only his second?? He’s slipping!!

Mr Capp must be cutting back.

The bars I have visited do not have carpets.

“Proper”. Such a stuffy word.

Actually, the two times I got talked into playing rugby (a friend’s roommate was from the UK), there was a keg on the sideline. For medicinal purposes, they told me.

But coach, drinking beer IS Andy’s way of hydrating.

Main ingredient is water. Adding a few other ingredients doesn’t make it stop being water.

Is the joke that he’s ONLY had two?

Think I’ve been told by some that the net effect of alcohol is dehydration. For sure Andy can live with that, provided he gets to sleep it off.

Hydrating? When I was a kid, it wasn’t controlled by a bunch of adults, we got thirsty and went and got a “Drink” we used our brains back then. lol

He’s stayin’ hydrated by drinking only 2.

I have to go along with Andy on this one. If my team looked like the bunch of losers his team does, I’d drink at half time too.

Only the 2nd??

Only his second beer? Andy must be slowing down in his old age.

Hairy legs or is it dirt?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Today I went for my weekly KFC as I was at the carvery last week. I am currently at the library.

Your avatar is one of the reasons why I prefer to be friends with guys. So I can be the woman who always wins the argument. Haha.

I was on my way to KFC and I passed this woman with her little boy and their dog. The dog came over to me on it’s lead wanting attention and I stroked him. He got all excited and licked my hand. Every time I encounter a dog, they instantly make my day better. There is a reason why therapy dogs exist in the first place.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal.

Andy won’t drink water because fish go to the bathroom in it.

I’d be on my third at least, being halftime an all.

When I was a kid the players on my local village team always had a bottle of Newcastle Brown and a Woodbine at halftime.