Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for January 29, 2022

“Curds” to live by.

A whole week of ham cars racing but no ham helmets. Now I indeed has seen everything.

I would settle for the one that’s the least stinky at this point.

This concludes Unfunny Theme Week #639.

Come back Monday when we’ll beat into the ground another series of lame gags on…oh, I don’t know—flying with bubble gum bubbles, I guess.

Nothing beats a ham car. That mouse is in trouble.

Try? In what way? Bird droppings?

My favorite, the narrating birds.

Beats a wormmobile.

And that’s the end of ham week.

Dr. Sanjay Gupta says don’t eat individually wrapped slices. Or processed. Eat ricotta.

I’ll eat what I like. At least the music is good between commercials.

Tonight on “Ham & Cheese”…

Wrapping up a week with the ham car.