That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 14, 2022

At moments like these, Maurice appreciated being a doctor in a Paris.

/// Doc is Lifting Her Petticoat high

to expose a lush creamy white thigh.

She gets an injection

to treat an infection

which he’d given to her last July.

“A little poke here will relieve enough pressure in your leg. You’ll be can-caning again in no time.”

Before lasic, hair removal was a long, tedious process

are you sure they won’t check there for the hidden microphone?

/// La Goulou showed her doctor a sight

about which she’s now feeling contrite.

A pen mark which she’d placed

on her leg while sh!t-faced,

that measured Toulouse-Lautrec’s height.

“As far as size, I’ve seen bigger crabs.”

What a mistake that would be…

The good news, lady, is that I only found ONE hair on your legs…the bad news is it’s quite an enormous one…

I know a couple of jokes about biker chicks with tattoos, but GoComics would permanently close my account if I told them here. Sorry.

“I see Paris

I see France

You don’t have any underpants."

“Kilroy was here” °U°

doc always autographed his patients…

Heavens above!

“When I said I wanted a Pinup, I meant a drawing!”

Excellent Melcher – a real knee slapper.

Albert was used to signing autographs for his fans, but this really was a first!

With frilly white lace at each side / She gave Doc her knee to debride / She’d forgotten her pads / When playing with lads / Torn open when she missed the slide!

“Now, my dear, you’ll just feel a little prick.”

“That’s what HE said!”

The artist must have gotten too excited to waste time to bother to properly paint her foot.

She wanted him to autograph her boobs, but getting them out of that outfit would’ve taken ten minutes.

That fart just blew the doctor’s toupee right off!

Indeed she had a Toulouse-Lautrec delight!

FYI. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_de_Toulouse-Lautrec

My god , Pete Davidson why ruin your body with a tat of him! Imagine what he going to look in your declining years! Ugh1

Lifting her petticoat: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Albert_Guillaume_035.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

http://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2022/01/masterpiece-2871.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here.

Sometimes a great painting just doesn’t engender many comments but this one did indeed…..46 and still going.

Maurice is hoping to move up in his business.

Does anyone know how Ishmael is doing?????

/// The tattoo of “P.D.” she’d requested

will not bring to mind Pete, he suggested.

“Parkinson’s,” some may guess,

(to the lady’s distress),

or “Police” and “Department.” (Arrested?)

/// Though it might help her one day escape,

an attack by men thinking of rape.

When things get much too hot

it says “Stop at this spot!”

like that well-known Police yellow tape.

LU LUBEL, HATED GARTERS SO SHE HAS ONE DRAWN ON, NOW FOR THE FLOWERS.

I KNOW YOY LIKE DONALD TRUMP, BUT THIS IS A BIT MUCH, DON’T YOU THINK ?

Humor aside, smallpox vaccination was sometimes offered for the leg rather than the arm to girls in order to avoid a scar on the shoulder or arm should she later wish to wear sleeveless gowns.

No, no, no! Knee highs go up to here!

La Goulou getting a update…

A saucy Young young nurse named Mohanie

possessed a phenomenal fanny

She lavished great care on my old derrière

And her nursing skills were uncanny

He took today off. :-)

I just heard on the radio that Pete Davidson is Kim Kardassian’s BF and people are upset about it. I heard Kanye was very upset.

I do not keep up with the celebrity news so I really just assumed that the name was meaningless.