Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 18, 2022

Dakota is so focused on other things, a spell probably won’t be necessary.

No, that won’t work. Like Phoebe, Dakota has been acclimated to Marigold’s beauty. Way too many artifacts there.

Now nice of you to involuntarily volunteer, Dakota, with this unicorn experiment.

Perfect. Dakota already has “ear-blinders” (or blinkers). Now she can have a full set.

And with that the human subject research committee stands adjourned.

Hehehe, nice answer, Phoebe!

I prefer brains over easy. Or brains Benedict.

The perfect subject!

OK, Dakota isn’t always that nice a person, but it’s still kind of dark that Phoebe would volunteer her for this just to help LSH continue to avoid knowing what his name means.

I’d be careful about doing anything to Dakota while she still has the photos of Phoebe in goblin form eating her scarf!

I don’t think Dakota’s gonna be on board with that idea at all.

“Yes” is definitely the correct answer to that question.

All of the above

So are we going to see the MIB “flashy thing”?

Answering yes (or no) to a choice question is one of the most annnoying thing kid do.

I don’t think Dakota is thr right person for this. How about that girl who can outnasty Dakota? No biggie if her brain gets fried.

Awww, she’s even more adorable wearing warmers, a scarf, and unicorn peripheral vision blockers!

Hah – what’s wrong with her eye?