Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 24, 2022

Wiz: sorry, I would not know. Perhaps Rodney might have some blunt insight.

How about two words?

Ha ha ha. Good one!

It would be better to mask-up the naughty bits. There’s a lot more germs there than you’ll find in the air.

I for one will be glad when mask wearing is done.

Frosty making a guest appearance?

Subtle innuendo here.

Perhaps a bikini mask?

Custom made….silly

“OK, but if I did, that word would be TENT.”

One would think we wouldn’t need a mask mandate with the vaccine now readily available. Clearly this is not the case. Ugh.

LOL!!!

If you have a “carrot nose”, you can still form the top edge metal piece over a pencil to make a better seal. If your mask does not fit, all the way around the nose, you are not protecting (or fooling) anybody. It’s supposed to be a little harder to breathe or it is not working properly. Omicron is currently the most contagious virus we have ever encountered. It doesn’t spread like spit particles; it spreads like cigarette smoke.

Maybe the snowman could go to Florida. None of that down there ;)

“Been there, failed to done that.”

Also try putting it on without any arms.

Wiz nose better than to argue with Rod.

I can’t help but wonder, if masks are so effective and so important to wear, why do we see our “betters,” the elites, waltzing around without masks at parties and restaurants, while their servers are masked up? Not a good look.

You’ve got your opinion, I’ve got mine… put your mask where the sun don’t shine.