Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 07, 2022

What would Antonio Brown say to all of this?

Takes sarcasm to a whole new level.

Shame about the Aaron Rodgers Rule, though.

Replacing Aaron Rogers…..Lucky Ducky. GOTCHA!!!!

A bunch of men, in tight shiny outfits, dog piling each other over and over again for 4 hours. I don’t know… It seems kinda… You know, homoerotic?

*&&^^%$##!

This comic is so sweetly spot on! And the irony! Good ol’ boys love to work on their cars – I know. I was born and currently reside below the Mason/Dixon Line. Anyway, go up to one and say something like this: “You know, if you drain all of the oil out of a car’s engine, the metal parts in it WON’T seize up.” He’d look at you and say something like this: “Boy, you must be some kinda commie. Everbody knows that aint true!” But apparently, now, for some people, there’s science, and then there’s the science that has to do with things like vaccines. And here’s the scary part: If these good ol’ boys heard Donald J. Trump say that draining all of the oil out of a car’s engine was good for it, well, they’d all go up underneath their vehicles and remove the drain plug so fast it would make your head spin!

I think the “longest yard” nowdays is between the positions of Magats and, you know, OBJECTIVE REALITY!

Rodgers has gone from being a highly respected player to just a playing ahole

Rogan doesn’t look sweaty and ape-like enough. He should also have some horse paste dribbling from his nose. Sorry, “ivermectin”. I know how testy he gets if you don’t make that important distinction for a non-FDA-approved covid medicine.

OMG! The logic here is awesome! I love it! “The tight end doesn’t believe in the space/time continuum”

This isn’t even parody. It’s just the world we live in now. Everyone apparently has an unalienable right to invent their own science and live by it.

The earth is flat, vaccinations turn your body into a magnet, face masks kill people, and burning fuels has nothing to do with global warming. Those are just a few of the scientific “discoveries” I’ve recently heard non-scientists saying I must respect their beliefs in.

Now for the “Antonio Brown I don’t want to play but I do want to be on national TV Rule”.

The latest rumor – floated by Boomer Esiason on his sports program today – is that if Green Bay makes it to the Super Bowl, Rodgers might refuse to play in order to protest the Super Bowl Covid-19 protocols and to send Roger ( The Not-So-Artful-Dodger) Goodall scurrying to do a few bootlicks and equivocations to get Aaron the Arrogant on the field.

Harrison Bergeron syndrome…