Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 22, 2022

Lame fourth wall joke

I heard a story many years ago, about a fraternity initiation that involved eating a bowl of soup with a one-tined fork. I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it’s a good story.

not usually a big fan of meta, but this was funny….

It seems to me that forks are harder to draw than spoons are … so how about …

…. Why are you eating your steak with a spoon? Forks are harder to draw.

“I’m not bad. I was just drawn that way.”

— Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Portia de Rossi’s autobiography tells of her eating yogurt with a fork when dieting.

Maybe there was a fork in the road.

I once read that Larson said he had trouble drawing eyes that is why so many characters have either glasses or a single dot for an eye.

A Spork might be a safe option. Accuracy wouldn’t be a problem.

4th wall violation?

‘One timed fork’? That’d be called a ‘knife’

That’s not a fork—it’s a threek.

Just make a soup sandwich.

He’s eating soup with a fork because he is not in a hurry.

I never thought of that!