Monty by Jim Meddick for January 18, 2022

Frozen, not froze.

Just close your mouth and let your body heat warm it loose.

Pour salt on it. Lots and lots of salt.

And no one had to triple dog dare him.

What a dope! Good thing they didn’t give him a bb rifle for Christmas.

Product placement!!

What the spork?

These parkas almost look like carrots.

Do they actually uze metal eating utensils in Antarctica? Seems like that’s just asking for this sort of thing.

And he goes out by himself on a snow mobile?

I thought sporks were made of plastic and wouldn’t freeze to skin. But then, Monty has unusual gifts.

sure thing, just need to exercise my lungs first… HA!

On first look I thought he rode a little sledge.

To make it worse, the spork is PLASTIC.

So someone finally took a spork to the next step and made one out of metal? What will they think of next, metal coffee stirrers?

Why don’t they give him plastic sporks?

Meddick bends the joke with with the spork and the Yoplait. Lol

Anemometer

An anemometer is a device used for measuring wind speed and direction. It is also a common weather station instrument. The term is derived from the Greek word anemos, which means wind, and is …Wikipedia

Monty speak with sporked tongue!

Too bad he had to have his yogurt [skipping the named brand placement, especially because it’s not my favorite brand anyway] while out “clearing” Anemometer Station Four. Who’s he working for, now? Meteorological Society?