Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 25, 2022

A stitch in time.

Duct tape – the 9th wonder of the world.

“If the women don’t find you handsome, They should at least find you handy.” The Red Green Show

She missed a spot. Between her nose and chin.

I think she watches Red Green.

(I have the whole series on DVD.)

It ain’t broke, it just lacks duct tape.

(But man, has it ever gotten expensive.)

You laugh, but this is how they’re fixing roads here in central FL. . .

Handy Mans Toolbox; WD40 for if it don’t move and it should ,and Duct Tape for if it does move and shouldn’t.

Step on a crack and break your mother-in-laws back…

I thought Auntie did not live in Floriduh.

I would be more confident if she had used Duct tape rather than painter’s tape. At least to me it looks more blue than grey.

You could at least fill in the sink hole.

That’s how the city fixes the streets where I live.

Duct tape works better and lasts longer than painter’s tape. Why do you think race car drivers call it 18 MPH Tape?

Proof that the world really IS held together with Duct Tape.