Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 11, 2022

Didn’t he hide in a trashcan, once..?

No, wait; I think that turned out to be an ice cream cone, IIRC.

Invisibility spell? No being seen, no crouching and…OH YEAH! No leaves!

As Robbie Rotten always said, “It’s disguise time!”

Dress up as a pantomime horse?

So he is basically bushed?:-D

How about a nice haystack for a change of pace?

Is LSH being bushist

He could wear a sheet and look like a ghost unicorn….

Don’t “leaf” him behind!

I wonder if we (the readers) will ever see Lord Splendid Humility in the flesh…

How about just getting out of the bush and not making such a big deal about the humility thing, ya freak?

It’s possible to be humble without being invisible.

Why don’t you wear a unicorn disguise, you can still be a unicorn, but still hide your… splendid you.

He could use magic to disguise himself as a human. Course he’d probably forget to disguise the horn.

Try a farm. They hay and feces should be great!

How about a George Bush?

If we clap and say we believe, will Lord Splendid Humility come out from behind his shrubbery?

Will LSU finally came out of the bushes???? Fingers crossed!

We need to get him a cardboard box all of his own then, so he can go around and hide himself Solid Snake style.

Has the unicorn in the bush considered joining the Knights Who Say Ni?

Maybe a cornstalk bundle?

Somebody needs to am-bush and un-bush him!

Uh-oh. He sounds sort of depressed.

Yer Lordship, it’s time to explore the amazing world of… topiaries!

So he want to leaf the leaves and nobody needs to bring him a shrubbery?

I want… A SHRUBBERY! Ni! Oh, wait…

Poor Lord Splendid Humility.

How about just not hiding. Drape yourself in dun colors.