Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 14, 2022

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    Ratkin  over 2 years ago

    A woodenarm would have been worse.

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    But what would he have gotten by crossing an elephant with a rhinoceros?

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    very punny today

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Crossing a peccary with an armadillo would not, despite what you would think, be a peccadillo. It would be an ecological disaster! (imagine what an armor-plated razorback hog would do. Yikes!)

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Can you clone my pet peeve?

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If he crossed a woodpecker with a lettuce plant he would have a peckerhead. Told to me by a friend.

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 2 years ago

    F&E has been great lately. I read the strip in the newspaper, and I have to open gocomics, search for the strip, go through the extra clicks for the “preview” just to like it. It’s the least I can do to show my appreciation for Mr Thaves clever work!

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    I crossed a Guinea Pig with a Porcupine and got a Porky Pig.

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    proclusstudent  over 2 years ago

    Cross Lassie with a watermelon and get a meloncolly baby.

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    ba dum tss

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 2 years ago

    Later on, he crossed a bee with a bell.

    He doesn’t know what he got, but it was a humdinger. b’dum tsshhhh

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    braindead Premium Member over 2 years ago

    There was an effort to cross an abalone with a crocodile to get a large source of meat that was like abalone.

    They wanted to call it an abadile.

    Instead, they ended up with a crocabaloney.

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    cornshell  over 2 years ago

    And what do you get when you cross a woodpecker with a rhinoceros? Pecorino! Sorry, I know that was cheesy….

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    eromlig  over 2 years ago

    Cross a rooster with another rooster and you’ll get two very cross roosters.

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    The Orange Mailman  over 2 years ago

    I’m here for the comments.

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    Up Your's  over 2 years ago

    Good one.

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