Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 29, 2021

Oh Boy, a whole week of Doordash jokes!

A subsidiary of Bloodbath and Beyond.

Gory!!!

“Goredash”

I thought that was Al, “running” for President.

And their drivers are called Gordashions as they think they are quite the trend setters!

I hear they’re paying $15.00 per freshly “scraped off the ground” animal to ensure freshness!

EW EW EW

Called it yesterday!

“Look, there’s a new ‘Diamond Lil’ comic in the ‘Doordash’ arc!”

“Oh, ‘Boredash’…”

(Sorry Brett, but you know you deserve it! ☺)

How about that at home masseuse service for when you’ve really over-worked yourself?

Soredash.

Goredash: For when you need some something FLAT and FURRY with a side of FLIES … right NOW …!!

It often comes in Carrion bags

their slogan is snacks that were just dyin’ for you…

So to finish my dumb joke from yesterday for no apparent reason, the Harry Potter film delivery service would be Dumbledoredash.