Pickles by Brian Crane for January 12, 2022

Gee Earl ya think.

I told you yesterday about putting your foot in your mouth, Earl…guess you didn’t listen!

Earl – they look too small for you. That leaves Pearl. They mst be hers.

Next week, Opal asks, ‘Do these pants make me look f..?’

He’s lucky there wasn’t any stuffing involved in that response. Like into his mouth… or somewhere.

You’d think with as many years as they have been married he’d have learned a long time ago when to keep his yap shut.

You’re lucky she didn’t stuff them down your throat.

That was a clothes call.

Do these pants make my butthead look fat?

Earl ended up with … his head up his … pants.

Well, you have a bit of a pot belly yourself, Earl. Are you sure you can “stuff yourself” into those pants?

You hit a nerve there Earl!

One should think before he speaks!

Well she sure stuffed you in them didn’t she?!

Earl must enjoy being bonked on the head, having clothes, food, drinks and whatever else is at hand tossed over his head and being knocked over in his recliner! Because despite knowing the outcome, he keeps saying the same cr@p to his wife!

It’s bad when neither of them know their own clothes.

Maybe.

Sometimes the truth hurts .

‘Wedge’, maybe?

Why “STUFF”?

She should have stuffed them in his big ol’ mouth… ;-)

Are they ‘’pull on’‘? No? They’re his.

I don’t think “FIT” would have been a good word EITHER…..

Opal always gets her revenge…..one way or the other….

This one gave me the wheeze giggles.

A new meaning to being “pantsed ”!

Wow, that sounds just like us, except I don’t wear pants. It’s all in the waist. sigh

Fall back on ‘cram’. Maybe that’ll slide though unnoticed.

It’ll be more leftovers for you, Earl.

Sometimes, one of the voices in my head just blurts out stuff that gets “me” in trouble.

Pushing buttons is entertainment.

Usually I think Opal is too hard on Earl. Not so today.

The guy has to know what his pants look like vs. his wife’s.

He probably washed the wool-blend in hot soapy water -- a genius way to rid him of those itchy things, especially when going commando.

LOL!!!!!!

Uh Earl, when you DID wear Opal’s pants, they weren’t baggy on you,lard butt.

Check if the placket goes right or left- – -

I don’t remember EVER seeing Pearl in a pair of pants. Must be an old pair of Earl’s that he couldn’t STUFF himself into now either.

Move over, Roscoe …

I think he’s needling her on purpose.

Most men open their mouth to take out their right foot, and insert their left foot.

And he’s still alive???

Myself and my husband, both senior men, don’t even have a problem telling who’s clothes are whose. It helps that he is almost 6 ft tall whereas I’m all of 5 ft 5. Most of his tee shirts and buttoned down ones are either too fancy or have logos or something on them. I like mine plane, solid colored.

Earl that is definitely a comment to die from.

Earl, sometimes, no matter what you say or how you say it…you just can’t win.