Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 19, 2022

Drat. Some watchdog Miss Reichardt asked for.

Private investigations (Dire Straits)

It was a dark and stormy night…

Over the bounding waves we go!

P Patty’s Dad should have paid extra for the waterbed mattress with baffles.

Should have stayed outside where other guard dogs usually are, Snoopy!

Ain’t it the truth! The one and only time that I slept in a water bed I had quite the experience when in the morning I tried getting out of bed. An experience I will never ever have again, thank you.

Summon your inner salmon and jump out of that waterbed, you stupid beagle!

I had that problem this morning and I don’t have a waterbed.

She should have insisted he sleep on her bed.

And that’s why I’ll never buy a water bed.

9/10

He’s not wrong – we had one of those – once.

I guess this is why ole Snoop never imagined himself a naval officer rolling over the mighty seas.

Can’t get out of bed? It doesn’t look like Snoopy has gotten in bed yet!

5/10

Several weeks ago a young punk jumped the fence into my back patio at 3 am. After I chased him off, I went into the back to make sure he stayed gone and found his wallet, with his Drivers License inside. I called the cops, when the officer arrived I showed him the wallet and DL. He said, "Hot damn! He is going to have to come down to the PoPo shop, and we are going to have a “Come To Jesus” meeting!!"

Ya just gotta love Karma!

Bounce around the idea a bit, Snoops, and then decide!

I thought THAT was the noise!

You did hear something. Snoopy in the guest room being tossed around by the waterbed he wishes he could escape from. Too much racket there for you to hear anything else.

Good Grief!

Roll for the edge- it’s your only hope, Snoopy!

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Why Snoopy sleeps on top of his doghouse.

That waterbed is like a trampoline to Snoopy.

Well, if it were that OTHER Snoop, I don’t think anyone would dare try to break in!